THERE IS NO SECRET AGENDA.

BXXXXXXXX BXXXXXXXXXX are delighted to invite you to our newest show! Are you curious about [REDACTED] or {REMOVED]? Of course you are! And who hasn't searched the internet for FILE NOT FOUND? Tonight, in two shows only, our fabulous performers reveal the true nature of [XXXXXXXXX] and uncover some [^b00bs] that may even shock you!

Starring AXX FXX, BXXXX BXXXXX, MXXX MXXXXXX -- and DXXXXXXXX as "The MXXHMXN".

Sponsored by UNITED PERFECTLY ORDINARY Corp., Sssssssss Ltd., and GnomeCo (Zurich Division).

TWO SHOWS: 7:30PM (doors at 7:00PM); and 9:00PM (doors at 8:30 PM)